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• BLACK 12'' AND GIRTHY VINYL

  Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

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  BLACK, THICK, AND VEINY VINYL LP - FULL COLOR JACKET AND CENTER LABELS. INCLUDES DOUBLE DILL SIDED POSTER WITH LYRICS ON ONE SIDE AND IMAGE OV THE 3 CHEEK BUSTING DADDIES ON THE OTHER BEGGING YOU FOR THAT NUT TRIBUTE.
  
  Includes unlimited streaming of I Am the Skel Messiah via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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• I AM THE SKEL MESSIAH CD

  Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

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  CD WITH LYRIC BOOKLET WITH IMAGES OV VARIOUS SATANIC AND SKEL HIJINKS!
  
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• YAHWEHIAN BUSSY PATROL TEE

  T-Shirt/Shirt + Digital Album

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  HUNT FOR THAT YAHWEHIAN MANCUNT IN THIS LIME GREEN BIG ASS LOGO SHIRT WITH THAT THICKKK, DEEP, AND HARD BACK DESIGN (GILDAN ULTRA COTTON AND PRINTED BY PYREPRESS)
  
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• SKEL POCKET UNION TEE

  T-Shirt/Shirt + Digital Album

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  CLEAN ASS POCKET TEE FEATURING A BACK PRINT OV THE 3 SATANIC SCUMBAGS!
  (PRINTED ON GILDAN ULTRA COTTON PRINTED BY PYRE PRESS).
  
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• SATAN BUST ME DOWN HOODIE

  Sweater/Hoodie + Digital Album

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  AWKWARDLY MAKE SMALL TALK WITH LUCIFER HIMSELF AS YOU WAIT FOR HIM TO GIVE YOU A BUST DOWN OV HIS BURNING NEWPORT IN THIS HANES ULTIMATE COTTON 2 SIDED PRINT HOODIE PRINTED BY PYREPRESS. FULL HORNY H PRINTED ON RIGHT SLEEVE TOO!
  
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• LIMITED EDITION - NEWPORT GREEN SKEL STARTER PACK

  Cassette + Digital Album

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  SUPER FUCKING LIMITED - CUMS WITH...
  
  -NEWPORT CASE WITH MENTHOL CASSETTE AND DOUBLE DILL SIDED J-CARD
  -AIRTIGHT OUNCE WEED BAG
  -PILL BOTTLE FILLED FROM THE H&H PHARMACY.
  
  BUY THIS AND YOU ARE FULLY ON YOUR WAY TO BECOMING A FULL SHEEPSHEAD BAY SKEL; YOU WILL BE STEALING OUT OV YOUR GRANDMOTHERS PURSE AND WORSHIPPING BIG DADDY BAPHOMET IN NO TIME!
  
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• LIMITED GONORRHEA GLOW IN THE DARK GREEN 12'' VINYL LP

  Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

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  LIMITED AS FUCK!
  THIS MOTHERFUCKER GLOWS LIKE YOUR PISS AFTER YOU RAWDOG A DEMON WITH A LAST NAME ENDING IN A VOWEL IN THE BATHROOM OV KETTLE!
  FULL COLOR JIMMYHATJACKET AND CENTER LABEL!
  DOUBLE SIDED POSTER WITH ICKY STICKY LYRICS ON ONE SIDE AND AN IMAGE OV THE 3 MEMBERS OV THE BAND ON THE OTHER (A FRECKLED LARGE TWINK SQUEEZING THAT CANDLE LIKE HE SQUEEZES THE COCK OV SATAN, AN OBESE SLUT FOR THE DARKNESS, AND A SATANIC TALMUDIST BEAR CUB)!
  
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• I AM THE SKEL MESSIAH YELLOW CASSETTE

  Cassette + Digital Album

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  YELLOW LIKE THE BILE THAT DRIPS FROM NODDING OFF MOUTH OV THE SON OV MAN! PRO TAPES! FULL COLOR J-CARD!
  
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