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Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
CD WITH LYRIC BOOKLET WITH IMAGES OV VARIOUS SATANIC AND SKEL HIJINKS!
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T-Shirt/Shirt + Digital Album
HUNT FOR THAT YAHWEHIAN MANCUNT IN THIS LIME GREEN BIG ASS LOGO SHIRT WITH THAT THICKKK, DEEP, AND HARD BACK DESIGN (GILDAN ULTRA COTTON AND PRINTED BY PYREPRESS)
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BLACK 12'' AND GIRTHY VINYL
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
BLACK, THICK, AND VEINY VINYL LP - FULL COLOR JACKET AND CENTER LABELS. INCLUDES DOUBLE DILL SIDED POSTER WITH LYRICS ON ONE SIDE AND IMAGE OV THE 3 CHEEK BUSTING DADDIES ON THE OTHER BEGGING YOU FOR THAT NUT TRIBUTE.
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SKEL POCKET UNION TEE
T-Shirt/Shirt + Digital Album
CLEAN ASS POCKET TEE FEATURING A BACK PRINT OV THE 3 SATANIC SCUMBAGS!
(PRINTED ON GILDAN ULTRA COTTON PRINTED BY PYRE PRESS).
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SATAN BUST ME DOWN HOODIE
Sweater/Hoodie + Digital Album
AWKWARDLY MAKE SMALL TALK WITH LUCIFER HIMSELF AS YOU WAIT FOR HIM TO GIVE YOU A BUST DOWN OV HIS BURNING NEWPORT IN THIS HANES ULTIMATE COTTON 2 SIDED PRINT HOODIE PRINTED BY PYREPRESS. FULL HORNY H PRINTED ON RIGHT SLEEVE TOO!
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LIMITED EDITION - NEWPORT GREEN SKEL STARTER PACK
Cassette + Digital Album
SUPER FUCKING LIMITED - CUMS WITH...
-NEWPORT CASE WITH MENTHOL CASSETTE AND DOUBLE DILL SIDED J-CARD
-AIRTIGHT OUNCE WEED BAG
-PILL BOTTLE FILLED FROM THE H&H PHARMACY.
BUY THIS AND YOU ARE FULLY ON YOUR WAY TO BECOMING A FULL SHEEPSHEAD BAY SKEL; YOU WILL BE STEALING OUT OV YOUR GRANDMOTHERS PURSE AND WORSHIPPING BIG DADDY BAPHOMET IN NO TIME!
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LIMITED GONORRHEA GLOW IN THE DARK GREEN 12'' VINYL LP
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
LIMITED AS FUCK!
THIS MOTHERFUCKER GLOWS LIKE YOUR PISS AFTER YOU RAWDOG A DEMON WITH A LAST NAME ENDING IN A VOWEL IN THE BATHROOM OV KETTLE!
FULL COLOR JIMMYHATJACKET AND CENTER LABEL!
DOUBLE SIDED POSTER WITH ICKY STICKY LYRICS ON ONE SIDE AND AN IMAGE OV THE 3 MEMBERS OV THE BAND ON THE OTHER (A FRECKLED LARGE TWINK SQUEEZING THAT CANDLE LIKE HE SQUEEZES THE COCK OV SATAN, AN OBESE SLUT FOR THE DARKNESS, AND A SATANIC TALMUDIST BEAR CUB)!
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I AM THE SKEL MESSIAH YELLOW CASSETTE
Cassette + Digital Album
YELLOW LIKE THE BILE THAT DRIPS FROM NODDING OFF MOUTH OV THE SON OV MAN! PRO TAPES! FULL COLOR J-CARD!
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INVICTUS PRODUCTIONS is proud to present HORNS & HOOVES' highly anticipated debut album, I Am the Skel Messiah, on CD and vinyl LP formats, with cassette format to be released by Stygian Black Hand.
Dilate your holes in preparation for I Am the Skel Messiah, the long-awaited girthy LP from Brooklyn's most heinous trio: HORNS & HOOVES. I Am the Skel Messiah is an orgy ov riffs, speed, blasphemy, percs, and bussy meant to give you the carnal pleasure that you deserve.
HORNS & HOOVES hail from the wretched bowels of Brooklyn, where Malebolge and Salpsan sought to bring back the riffs and the perverse to black metal. Consecrate The Marrow and Morbid Lust provided the initial salty tastes ov the HORNS & HOOVES seed. Now joined by the horsecocked Orobas, the unholy trinity is finally complete to force upon the world their first full-length album, I Am the Skel Messiah, featuring eight grandiose hymns of bareback desecration. Nostrand Avenue serves as the new Golgotha, wherein the trio shall wage a drug- and sex-fueled war against Yahweh and crucify his junkie son. Kneel to the HORNS & HOOVES!
Cover artwork by Eliran Kantor (Testament, Iced Earth, Sodom)
supported by 32 fans who also own “I Am the Skel Messiah”
An outstanding Extreme doom death album, in the best tradition. The funerary atmosphere reminds of Evoken ('Centuries of ooze" bears striking similarities, for my delight). It is overall sharp, dark, hypnotic and unrelenting. One of those rare convincing new bands that hold proud the legacy of the biggest names. Bertrand Marchal
supported by 31 fans who also own “I Am the Skel Messiah”
never been a big death metal fan but this is actually super accessible for the genre, has fun concepts, and personally i'm always a fan of albums with short tracklists and huge runtimes (for individual songs) Great time, good jumping on point for newbies too. alienasu